January 2012
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stonechimneys asked: for whenever you get this obviously: Veronica/Leo & Sherlock/Irene. Oh, and Titanic/Lusitania (trying to be clever at 2:30. probably isn't.)
Send me ships and I will tell you if I sink or... →
lizdexia:
FIRE AWAY. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
None of you are even awake.
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its-funnierinenochian:
sigh there are so many people on tumblr I am just discovering and would love to befriend but I have no idea how to approach them and just say “hi I think you are flawless let us be friends” sigh.
Do what I do.
Comment on their blogs until they are either forced to acknowledge your existence or block you!
WORKS EVERY TIME.
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“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– Katt (aka angels-and-angles)
I honestly don’t think we’re using ‘Friendzone’ to vilify women. It’s just a place you land in, when you wait entirely too long to tell someone you like them. No decision has been made because no one has said anything. It’s basically...
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gustinvera:
omg my mom just asked me what i wanted to do for my birthday and i told her i wanted to steal the declaration of independence and she asKED ME IF I WAS GOING THROUGH A REBELLIOUS PHASE
Though imagine if your mom was nick cage? Dude would just give you a high five, and say “Let’s Go.”
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Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
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the "turn off" "turn on" game. ask me anything and...
If I don’t get weird asks, I will be disappointed.
I hate that I like this
kellyoxford:
Sorry this is basically a sony ad, but the results ACTUALLY freaked me out. Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds. Look at the ceiling and blink really quickly. WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK….
I CAN SEE THE MATRIX
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If you're the sort of white person that gets their...
Yeah, assholes.
Come see me and I’ll do that for you.
HALF PRICE!
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