May 2012
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Negativity can be contagious... but so can...
and herpes. That shit is everywhere.
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“Looks like we’ve got a Dragon by the tail”
– Don Pettit, ISS astronaut
And so it begins. The International Space Station astronauts successfully grabbed the SpaceX Dragon with a robotic arm and maneuvered it into place, making it the first private spacecraft to dock with the ISS.
(Wired.com)
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Watchcockenblog:
75 of the Best Covers Come Together to Form 1 Epic Call Me Maybe Video
Oh my God, I love this.
There’s a dude in a gimp mask.
i don’t want to see his video.
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
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Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
That’s a rather big assumption.
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Chris hates A PRINCESS OF MARS
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A Princess of Mars Edgar Rice Burroughs (1917) So this book is basically a rip-off every sci-fi action flick you can think of. It might as well be called “Star Wars on Mars Starring Superman.” Perhaps the most ridiculous part is the weapons the characters use to fight: swords. And not even lightsabers or laser swords or anything cool, just plain old metal blades. No rayguns...
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Writing down what my husband says as he watches...
James: Look at these guys.
James: The only way to get on this show is if you say yes to these questions: Are you a dick?
James: Do you like tight black t-shirts and arm curls?
James: Do you like attention?
James: Why aren't any of these guys talking about fucking her? That's ALL these guys would be talking about without the cameras there.
James: Look at these guys. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
James: Do you have an arm tattoo?
James: I can't believe this woman put her kid on this show. "My Dad died, and then my Mom went on this whore show twice."
James: This guy is totally Will Forte.
James: What!? This guy just answered a question with a question.
James (valley girl accent): "I'm not feeling butterflies!! I'm just feeling sick that I have to sit with this guy who answers my questions with questions for another 2 hours."
James: She's crying because she's a total mess.
James: I would hate to get murdered. That would be the fucking worst way to die ever. You'd just be like, "ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL?"
James: As if this woman couldn't find a boyfriend without a TV show.
James: A beard isn't really complete until you can put elastic bands in it, right? That's how I'll know when mine is done.
James: When I was fat a few years ago, in all those pictures, can we just tell people that was your uncle?
James: I'm going on The Bachelor. I'm so fucking done with you Kelly. I'm going on the Bachelor to meet one of these hot ladies who knows what they are looking for.
James: The only thing Tony can do at this point is whip his pants down.
James: I'm going skydiving. Chances of dying are 1:100000, chances of dying in a car 1:4000. I'm going to skydive into the pool. If I died because the chute didn't open, that's a pretty great story for the kids to tell their friends.
James: I want a 60 day membership to this BJ's place.
James: Look at this douchebag's hair.
James: Nice fucking letter, man.
James (Imitating Bachelor): "I have a son named Taylor. He's 5 and a totally sweet kid and he will absolutely bone your daughter Ricky."
James: Stevie is a PARTY MC??
James: Who says 'mincely'? Who the fuck says 'mincely,' come on.
James: You can tell that guy got hit in the head.
James: As if she's gonna pick the Party MC, she has a kid.
James: She picked the Party MC. That's how you know this is buillshit. That's fantastic.
James: You're a biology teacher man. You make 20K a year, what is she supposed to do with you, a biology teacher? She already knows where her vagina is.
James:
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You Definitely Won't End up Dead and in the...
I am a fun, energetic male 30 something year old and I’m currently writing a book and I’m very stuck. All I need is someone to listen to my stories and type fast…It would help me I think if you were an attractive female and a good listener! Nothing more required except for asking the occasional question. Your punctuation and spelling to do not have to be great because I have...
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Words with my Nephew
me: y'know you're supposed to finish the game before you start another one.
him: i had no other words I could make.
me: so you hit 'pass' and it skips you and goes to me.
him: oh, haha, my bad.
me: the future of america.
him: Eh, what can you do
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Watchcracked:
The Secret Process Behind Obama’s Gay Marriage Decision
Obama is adorable.
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Musical Madness: Give Me A Hand? →
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thedailyguru:
OK, so I am never really one to do a “help here” or “reblog this” sort of thing…but I’ve got this completely nuts idea…and I need some help…
See, earlier today it was revealed that Foo Fighters are here in NYC to be the backing band for Mick Jagger this weekend on SNL.
So, I was thinking, The…
Guys, Joel is pretty awesome(and by that I mean REALLY awesome). Do...
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cockenblog:
Enough about GIRLS! I want to have an impassioned conversation about why the new LOL tag editors are all white females, or celebrity males, or an electronic squid, or cute dogs.
DATS RACIST TUMBLR
Don’t be afraid to reblog this, they can’t berry the truth forever and the world needs to no. Trend piece in the NY Times.
I don’t know what you’re talking about,...
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Guess who's coming to my place on Friday to film...
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FACE? FROM NICK JR?
LOOK AT THAT STRAW.
FACE GETS CRAZY.
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captain-eats asked: I'm not going to make this easy on you: Write about what animal would be the WORST to base superpowers on. THEN IN A SEPERATE POST - write the perspective of what E.T's friends/family must have felt
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Taylor Lautner to Star in Parkour Action Movie |... →
One, an overworked Wall Street type forced to take a vacation after scaring some clients. The other, a sexy parkour gym owner who’s business is failing. When they meet, SPARKours start flying, and she ends up teaching him a lot more than flips. But when his bank threatens to foreclose on her gym, he has to decide what’s more important. His job, or love.
TAYLOR LAUTNER STARS IN...
