thedailywhat:

Storytime of the Day: The latest StoryCorps (previously) heartwarmer starts with a typo, and ends with two people, half a world away, falling madly in love with each other.

[storycorps.]

Tags | Storytime |

jellabyjones:

stonechimneys:

jellabyjones replied to your post: You/Benedict or You/Martin

LIES. It would be martin/you/benedict. You’d be the jam in their english muffin.
OH MY GOD

And this song plays in the background. 

Because of all the jam.

stonechimneys:

jellabyjones replied to your post: You/Benedict or You/Martin

LIES. It would be martin/you/benedict. You’d be the jam in their english muffin.
OH MY GOD

And this song plays in the background. 

Is it inception if you’re still awake?

Is it inception if you’re still awake?

(Source: raccoonology)

milesian:

A healthy human brain (left) compared to the brain of a 90 year old (right) which is only two thirds the size of the young brain. Over time, white matter decreases and the brain shrinks. This gradual shrinkage is most extreme between age 70 and 80. 

I bet they both taste like chicken.

These Saw movies are getting pretty realistic.

These Saw movies are getting pretty realistic.

These ask things are getting ridiculous.

IN A GOOD WAY?

(Source: puckerevans)

thedailywhat:

BFFs of the Day: What happens when two best friends make it to the championship round of a kickboxing tournament. 

[reddit.]

I think we might just make it.

thedailywhat:

Movie Trailer of the Day: God Bless America, the latest uproariously twisted comedy from weirdo-actor-turned-weirdo-director Bobcat Goldthwait, gets its first official trailer.

The film, which stars Joel Murray as a 45-year-old unemployed divorcee with a brain tumor who teams up with a nutty teen named Roxy (Tara Lynne Barr) to cleanse American culture of its false and foolish idols, is due in theaters May 11th.

It will also be available On Demand starting April 6th.

[hulu.]

Sign me up.

cracked:

Every day we’re shufflin’. Every day a long time ago, etc.

There are so many things amazing with this.

mikeygoingdown:

Tunnelin’ is the new Tubin’

Everyone should be watching this right now.

robbiegirl:

I just want this. All I want.

Audrey Tatou? I AGREE. 

robbiegirl:

I just want this. All I want.

Audrey Tatou? I AGREE. 

(Source: lanceinmypants)

the-fault-in-ourselves:

O.O
(It’s actually HP 8)

It’s TECHNICALLY HP7 PART 2.
There is no 8th book.
The 8th movie is Harry Potter and The Dead Baby Voldemort Hiding in Harry’s Brain Hole. 
IF YOU’RE GOING TO IRRITATINGLY NITPICK SOMETHING, DO IT CORRECTLY. 

the-fault-in-ourselves:

O.O

(It’s actually HP 8)

It’s TECHNICALLY HP7 PART 2.

There is no 8th book.

The 8th movie is Harry Potter and The Dead Baby Voldemort Hiding in Harry’s Brain Hole. 

IF YOU’RE GOING TO IRRITATINGLY NITPICK SOMETHING, DO IT CORRECTLY. 

(Source: ladyjay91)

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